Amsterdam Dungeon

With selections from an actual press release that came across my desk. They didn't mention whether they have a gimp.


The Amsterdam Dungeon

"A splendid, unique experience in the Netherlands! The Amsterdam Dungeon brings the most horrific periods of Dutch history back to life."

You'll laugh at hilarious medieval escapades like witch burnings, the inquisition and the bubonic plague!

"A simulation of a Far East Indies ship emphasizes the experiences of those who were forced to work on board."

Fun for the whole family!

"The Amsterdam Dungeon is an attraction that's fun, educational and freaky, and so is therefore a different kind of excursion for people of various ages"*

"*Not suitable for children under 8 because of the true-to-life experience."

What's next, the Red Light District as conceived by Disney and the Muppets?
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