Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's an enormous penis! Kids, look the other way.
Good fun and sex ed at the Zwarte Cross festival today.
The International Herald Tribune knows a quality story when it sees one...
Apparently the workers of Virgin Balloons Benelux had a little trouble getting the thing inflated, and for a while it looked like it was going to lie there, flaccid, in a field. But once it was erect, it stabilized and floated away without trouble.